Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Who is the Mystery Chicago Bear?


That's the question we are asking today after MTAC correspondants flooded us with this report. Today on the Howard Stern show on Sirius, actress and comic Lisa Lampanelli admitted to having sex with a "young" member of the Chicago Bears. She says he got a hold of her while she was on the road in Philly and the team was playing the Eagles and he texted her to meet him outside of the team hotel the night before the game. Lampanelli said they met up and she drove him to a different hotel where they could romp. He is an African-American player and a young guy according to her. She said he was a fan of hers and they still text message to this day.

Any guesses? She did slip out and say he was a "rookie." Could it be RB Garrett Wolfe?
EDIT: We listened to the interview ourselves. Lisa said he was "southern." We think we have found our guy. Trumaine McBride?

27 comments:

Adam Lyons said...

Well, here are the currently active rookies on the Bears:

Beekman, Josh *
Gattis, Josh *
Graham, Corey *
McBride, Trumaine *
Olsen, Greg *
Roach, Nick *
Wolfe, Garrett *


Now we have two other clues to work with, 1) They are black 2)They are from the South.

That leaves two:

Gattis, Josh - NC
McBride, Trumaine - MS

Schiffty said...

She also said he had an ankle injury earlier this year and that although he is not a starter, he does get some time in the games.

The Fan said...

According to SI, Trumaine McBride had a left foot injury that made him day to day in August. I think he's the guy.

iknow said...

I hate to burst your bubble but Trumaine Mcbride is married! Also, I don't mean any harm but most black people don't even no who that woman is. You'll have to find yourselves another southerner to plant this story on!

Elisabeth said...

Yes, you're totally right, it can'r be him.

Married pro athletes don't ever cheat on their wives.

william said...

So i know its like 2months since the last post on this subject...but the airing of this appearance of Lampanelli was just added to the HowardTV ondemand channel.

After Lisa left the studio, she told the cameraman doing a post interview that said rookie was 22. This leads me to believe that it's Corey Graham. He's 22, has ankle problems, is a rookie, and is unmarried(lampanelli also stated that he was sinlge)

bfiz said...
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bfiz said...

elisabeth - i hope you're being sarcastic...

pro athletes never cheat on their wives... naive as heck.. geez. read a local paper... happens ALL the time.. good tail comes ur way and ur 23-25 - jump on it.

bfiz said...

josh gattis... it has to be...

Juan said...

Airese Currie #17 is the one that she fked...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airese_Currie

basebawfull said...

on her hbo special airing tonight she said it was#17.....currie indeed.

john said...

airese curry last played for bears in 2006 and was release in may of 2007 so probably not him

john said...

airese last played for the bears in 2006 and was released in may 2007 so probably not him

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momsabamafan said...

http://www.wgntv.com/news/sns-ap-fbn--bears-49ersinactives,0,7447159.story
Juaquin Iglesias is #17 according to the roster and according to this article he is listed as being medically inactive

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Cjstalli said...

She said that the guy was 23 years old and she also added he was number 17 on a recent comedy performance on HBO. She said she had sex with him within the past year and that he is 23 years old. But in all actuality he's 22 years old, and is Juaquin Iglesias.

End of of discussion lol

Erika said...

ACTUALLY, the howard stern interview occured in 2007 not 2009 so it wasn't juaquin iglesias- also knowing her should would made a crack about his also being mexican and black...so try try again folks

Jessica Stromske said...

I watched the HBO special as well. I would say the only way to find out who it officially was, is to have a penis lineup. She pretty much described the horror in detail.

Jessabell said...

That would be Airese Currie ladies and gentlemen...howard stern show aired on '07 he was also released from the bears in '07, he was born in 82 so he would have been 24 turning 25 in '07 OR 23 going on 24 in '06 which is when he started with the bears. she does not say exactly when this encounter took place. So based on the evidence and the facts, the only correct answer is of course...Airese Currie. Thank you for your time.
Oh, and bfiz, yes, Elizabeth was being sarcastic, you're a douche for not cathing that one. Peace out fags! ;)

DarkWolfLord said...

Did anyone ever think it might be just a joke?? She is a comedian.... Just sayin'.

DarkWolfLord said...

Did anyone ever think it might be just a joke?? She is a comedian.... Just sayin'.

DarkWolfLord said...

Did anyone ever think it might be just a joke?? She is a comedian.... Just sayin'.

swampdonkeyjc said...

Alshon Jeffery

swampdonkeyjc said...

Alshon Jeffery

Kimberlee Crass said...

Alshon Jeffery was a 17 year old high school student in 2007. I am 100% sure that it wasn't him!